This post makes me pretty sad, dog. This is not a simulation of a date. It's an interaction with an automated customer service representative. It's someone try

This post makes me pretty sad, dog. This is not a simulation of a date. It's an interaction with an automated customer service representative. It's someone trying to game out how to be vulnerable and connect with somebody else by volleying stiff dialogue off Samantha Samsung. The idea that this is a "near miss" strains credulity. I'm getting in a car with my spouse and driving into the hills.