I don't want to dismiss your premise, I know I don't pay much attention, so please tell me what I'm missing. I suspect the main thing I'm missing is Schedule I

I don't want to dismiss your premise, I know I don't pay much attention, so please tell me what I'm missing. I suspect the main thing I'm missing is Schedule I. And I think even that can be had if I go enable proton or something? Haven't really looked into it yet.