Okay this is a fake headline designed to clickbait you into reading the entire article, which I did, and comes with a Big Letdown Punchline at the end, that it

Okay this is a fake headline designed to clickbait you into reading the entire article, which I did, and comes with a Big Letdown Punchline at the end, that it is not actually a "coffin" at all. But if you enjoy family-drama, crazy-kids, harried-young-mom type stuff, why not read about it from the child's witty perspective? https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/