This lead me to my new favorite uncylopedia article: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cats http://uncyclopedia.

This lead me to my new favorite uncylopedia article: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cats http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_applicatio... I lost it here "The cat and gluing dispositive will actually come together, but the cat spins so fast due to the invariance in the center of gravity that, following the law of time travel, it goes backward in time. This has led to another theory stating that at the beginning of time there is an infinite number of antigravitatory cats, and therefore, causing the creation of the universe in the first place, due to the excessive gravitational forces produced by the infinite number of cats, they cause the big-bang. "