I definitely want a plaid horse with a dashboard, a round steering wheel and turn-signal/drive-select stalks. and I want to use a buggy whip to smack the finge

I definitely want a plaid horse with a dashboard, a round steering wheel and turn-signal/drive-select stalks. and I want to use a buggy whip to smack the fingers of people reaching for their touchscreens to spring for the in-car-purchases and seat-warmer subscriptions