Ooh, yes please, and can we also please have every browser provide slightly different behavior, preferably through prefixed APIs? That way, we can have a dozen

Ooh, yes please, and can we also please have every browser provide slightly different behavior, preferably through prefixed APIs? That way, we can have a dozen new libraries that smooth over the differences until Ecma has a chance to standardize it in 2015 or so! What fun!