Before retirement my father was employed in a company certifying medical devices. Half the descriptions provided by those who made the devices were this sort o

Before retirement my father was employed in a company certifying medical devices. Half the descriptions provided by those who made the devices were this sort of word salad because they concerned products which were obvious scams[0]. On person in particular was editing the description on the fly and was looking for a word so dad jokingly suggested "impedance". "Yes, thank you!" replied that person - her face lighting up as she added the word. [0] Like a vacuum cleaner which was supposed to dispense a mist of medication. Initially rejected as there was no dosage control whatsoever, but I heard that eventually somehow it was certified.