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The cabbage outlasted her... https://x.com/jaayjayAT/status/1908793907976040839?t=aP60h4w1pvCo4a5YxsfCyw&s=19 https://x.com/jaayjayAT/status/190879390797604083

• blitzar 2y ago
  It was lettuce, an iceberg lettuce, the fastest wilting lettuce money can buy.
  • hatthew 2y ago
    Isn't iceberg lettuce so common in part because it's one of the most stable lettuces? Still absolutely hilarious that Truss was outlasted by a head of lettuce, but I want to make sure that we're being accurate.
    • blitzar 2y ago
      You have got me, I was making shit up on the fly. Iceberg lettuce is a cultivar known for its longer shelf life and higher water content. Romaine lettuce is another lettuce cultivar famous for its crunchy texture and higher vitamin content. I am switching to Romaine for the vitamins now I know (have read a single headline on the internet) better.