> These days, about the only liquid you can consume without controversy is water. Tapwater, or artesian well water? Magnitically left-spun water, or ionically

> These days, about the only liquid you can consume without controversy is water. Tapwater, or artesian well water? Magnitically left-spun water, or ionically charged crystal-dipped water? Hermetically sealed water, or Gnostically gestated water? Distilled or deionated? Choose wisely.