I've had to deal with too many Eloi that are in desperate need of learning about the benefits of a solid, wired connection. If this story moves the needle on t

I've had to deal with too many Eloi that are in desperate need of learning about the benefits of a solid, wired connection. If this story moves the needle on that while neglecting Ethernet's long history of mediums, it's fine with me. If any of those are reading this: Your WiFi makes you sound bad in conference calls and video meetings, and people think you're a low status worker that can't afford a good laptop or internet. Hurry up and get a Ethernet thingy.