"Anyone who actually contributed to social security, please report to the 10th floor at 2 pm today. Before doing so, please email a bullet point summary of what

"Anyone who actually contributed to social security, please report to the 10th floor at 2 pm today. Before doing so, please email a bullet point summary of what your contributions have been in the past ~6 months, along with up to 10 screenshots of the most salient pay stub deductions."