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Who would have thought ...
by ldng 2y ago
Who would have thought ...
- alabastervlog 2y ago[flagged]
- russdill 2y agoOh, and science? Education? Fuck 'em.
- Terr_ 2y ago"Plus, I'm gonna declare that we're already in a secret war with a gang from Venezuela, and use that to kidnap latino-looking people off the streets, and if we find non-citizens--even if they're legally allowed to be here--I'll send them a gulag I rented from the dictator of El Salvador... So don't be mean to me." "Oh, and you know that funding that Congresse passed a law to use somewhere in your state? You'll need to do a few things for me first..."
- selimthegrim 2y agoWho knew the ghost of Christmas past for Trump was actually Marion Barry
- imperialdrive 2y agoHe's never had alcohol due to a family with addiction problems, that's my understanding anyway. I kinda see your point though.
- jfengel 2y agoThe drinker in that story is the OP, coping with the barrage of bad ideas.
- alabastervlog 2y agoMy imagined normal government advisor-sort who's just (figuratively) awoken from a 20-year coma and is attempting to approach this situation, initially, as a normal interaction with a normal President is the one drinking and hitting the crack pipe by the end. I tried not to over-burden it with formatting, but may have gone too light and made that unclear.
- i80and 2y agoThe alcohol pouring is by the narrator in the vignette, not by Trump
- Ensorceled 2y agoPretty sure it's the unnamed guy that's doing the drinking in this scenario. No idea how you worked it out the other way.
- NickC25 2y agoAccording to the original producers of The Apprentice, he's not a drinker but has had an addiction to both Sudafed and Cocaine going back probably 40 years now, which has made him completely incontinent.
- vessenes 2y agoI mean to be fair this was the campaign promise, not like a random decision post election. He’s implementing exactly what he said he would.
- jiggawatts 2y agoYou missed the really brilliant part: using tariffs to force unskilled and low-skilled jobs back onshore while simultaneously mass-deporting most of the unskilled labour force.
- selimthegrim 2y agoWell you know, officer, I was going towards the brothel in order to get away from the brothel....