I still use the "I'm only saying this because I care: there are lots of decaffinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing" retort

I still use the "I'm only saying this because I care: there are lots of decaffinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing" retort in work meetings that get too heated. That entire scene[1] is one of my favorites. 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k9gI58sHa0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k9gI58sHa0