We've burned through two Switches, both of which still semi-function but with major components broken. Both provided a constant bonus game of "where the hell di

We've burned through two Switches, both of which still semi-function but with major components broken. Both provided a constant bonus game of "where the hell did the kickstand go now?" until that part just got permanently lost about 3 months in (both times!) and the Joycon rails can get fucked up and stop charging properly if a kid squeezed kind-of hard (raise your hands if you never squeezed a controller in frustration as a kid? Zero hands up? Great; Never throw one? Just a couple hands? That's what I thought)