Well, got to cut them some slack for effort. But the result is atrocious. This is exactly the kind of stuff you normally get when BigCorp meets CI-agency. Ev

Well, got to cut them some slack for effort. But the result is atrocious. This is exactly the kind of stuff you normally get when BigCorp meets CI-agency. Every single detail gets backed by an elaborate, esoteric justification, so everyone has their asses covered. Nevermind the horror that is the end-result. What matters is that "we made the button bright pink and 2 pixels tall because studies have shown bright pink catches attention and small click-targets invoke natural curiosity"...