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“Chimpanzee closes Jira ticket, with acceptance criteria met but product not functional.”

• formerly_proven 2y ago
  “Chimpanzee ticks unmet acceptance criteria and closes ticket, knowing those with power don’t care and those who care don’t have power.”
  • upghost 2y ago
    "Chimpanzee vocalizations found to be inversely proportional to productivity and directly proportional to time spent in meetings about lack of productivity"
    • deleted 2y ago
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