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I thought this would be more relatable, like, "chimpanzee engineers found pretending to managers about estimates, chimpanzee managers found pretending to listen
by upghost 2y ago
I thought this would be more relatable, like, "chimpanzee
engineers found pretending to managers about estimates, chimpanzee managers found pretending to listen".
- caseyy 2y ago“Chimpanzee closes Jira ticket, with acceptance criteria met but product not functional.”
- formerly_proven 2y ago“Chimpanzee ticks unmet acceptance criteria and closes ticket, knowing those with power don’t care and those who care don’t have power.”
- upghost 2y ago"Chimpanzee vocalizations found to be inversely proportional to productivity and directly proportional to time spent in meetings about lack of productivity"
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- yyyk 2y agoThese fellows have all the juicy (chimpanzee) office gossip: https://web.archive.org/web/20181204052813/https://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp https://web.archive.org/web/20181204052813/https://www.newte...
- jcims 2y ago"Chimpanzees record their goals in four domains aligned with company values as part of a mandatory HR exercise."
- upghost 2y ago"Chimpanzees stare into mirror and mistake reflection for AGI. Chimp Altman says we just need to invest 7 trillion bananas into a bigger mirror."
- musicale 2y agoIn double-blind experiments across multiple companies, chimpanzee managers were found to be largely statistically indistinguishable from incumbent (presumably human) company managers, except in areas where the chimps exhibited superior skills and performance.