Reminds me of an very old Dilbert comic, which I remember fondly because of how his mom subverts expectations. > Dilbert: "My company asked all employees to ac

Reminds me of an very old Dilbert comic, which I remember fondly because of how his mom subverts expectations. > Dilbert: "My company asked all employees to act as salespeople to friends and family. I think you could us this, Mom." > Mom: "Why would I need a primary rate circuit? I've already got a frame relay drop to my web server in the sewing room." > Dilbert thinking: [This is going to be a tough sale.] > Mom: "Hello-o-o! Earth to Dilbert! This is packet data..."