As a matter of standard practice I use [forks] and [spoons] in otherwise typical yes/no spaces. When results are tallied I simply retcon my yes/no proxy assignm

As a matter of standard practice I use [forks] and [spoons] in otherwise typical yes/no spaces. When results are tallied I simply retcon my yes/no proxy assignments towards whatever result was my target outcome. Publishable outcomes every time. P hacking is a pain and really, why bother when I know the results are… aspirational… regardless?