I don't know the law precisely, but if I attempt to emulate the US leadership, then: It's radical lefty anti-establishment behaviour which is obviously crimina

I don't know the law precisely, but if I attempt to emulate the US leadership, then: It's radical lefty anti-establishment behaviour which is obviously criminal and I can't believe you're even asking such a ridiculous question when anyone who has lived in the real world for longer than a week would implicitly know the answer. I would have used caps in select places to improve the parody, but I didn't want to seem actually serious.