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What a banana republic the USA has turned into. Literal oligarchy happening out in the open, in front of our eyes. Waiting for the delays for Austin robotaxi

• netsharc 2y ago
  In an imaginary future... Elon: "The robotaxis are working great!" Press: "What about these 10 fatal accidents in the first week?" Elon: "Cut the cameras, arrest that woman! If any news media reports this they'll be prosecuted, and I'll post your home address and where your kids go to school on X.". NTSB: "We've been DOGE'ed so we have no information about any Tesla Robotaxi accidents. As far as we can see, 0 fatalities with Tesla cars!" NTSB whisteblower: "Not mentioned is that they're being blindfolded so they can't see shit!". Press release: "Austin city government has taken the option [totally not under duress] to use Tesla's robotaxis for transport of all government workers. The mayor said, reading from a scribbled note 'this will improve efficiency and save costs.'. The city will pay Tesla $50 million in the first year, increasing to $150 million in 5 years." Stock market: "Sell, sell, sell!" Elon: "These investors shorting TSLA are breaking the law and violating free speech. If they don't invest in TSLA we're going to send the IRS!"