No no, this was incredibly well thought out. This is the largest set of employees who know how insecure email is, and so are least likely to send anything remo

No no, this was incredibly well thought out. This is the largest set of employees who know how insecure email is, and so are least likely to send anything remotely related to personal information via that medium, and therefore they will all remain fired and 'the administration' can claim they obviously didn't want to get their jobs back because very few emails were received in response to the request.