This isn't smart, regardless of whatever functionality it provides. You've done all this work to create this awkward, unclear, confusing, cryptic layer of shit

This isn't smart, regardless of whatever functionality it provides. You've done all this work to create this awkward, unclear, confusing, cryptic layer of shit that makes no sense when read. [...] This is full of fail. Since when does writing in a different style deserve such verbal abuse? (people are upvotting this?!) Open up a little and appreciate that software development has an artistic side to it. If that style has engineering drawbacks ("misuses properties" is not valid unless you explain how this misuse is bad for a codebase), then bring those up without souding profoundly deranged.