I would add that most of these feel like a setup and a punchline, but the two parts are styled the same and show up immediately if I were building this I might

I would add that most of these feel like a setup and a punchline, but the two parts are styled the same and show up immediately if I were building this I might experiment with showing them separately so you can fully appreciate the recognizable first bit "Life coach :yoga:" ... "if my own counts" with the punchline following. There's a bit of a pause that's missing in the delivery, though I'm not sure how to convey that pause in such a simple format