Absolutely and unequivocally, the mismeasure of man. How exactly do you measure productivity in a restaurant? Profit? If a chicken and a half, layed an egg and

Absolutely and unequivocally, the mismeasure of man. How exactly do you measure productivity in a restaurant? Profit? If a chicken and a half, layed an egg and a half in a day and a half, how much productivity is gained by the chicken with a cell phone? A smidgen? The premise is of course completely preposterous.