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It is embarrassing to see basic grammatical mistakes in a letter from a university: Type a 5-6 research paper... What is a "5-6" research paper? Even sadder i

by miles 14y ago

It is embarrassing to see basic grammatical mistakes in a letter from a university: Type a 5-6 research paper... What is a "5-6" research paper? Even sadder is the officious and petty tone: The paper must be in 12 point font, Times New Roman, double-spaced with one-inch margins... I know what my response would be: two words, one page, 150 pt font.

CamperBob2 14y ago
Go with landscape mode, and you can bump the point size up to 200. That's about the only thing I'd do differently.
- farmdawgnation 14y ago
  Or, better yet, bump the point size for all the periods in the doc up to 200.
gergles 14y ago
In the spirit of assignment, since they don't specify the kerning, you could just s u b m i t y o u r .. you get the idea. (HTML is going to eat them, but pretend like there's a ton of space between each character.)
- MaysonL 14y ago
  Heck, they don't specify the page size, merely the margins.
  - jlgreco 14y ago
    Feeding post-it notes through a printer might be difficult though.
    - john_flintstone 14y ago
      They said 'type' not 'print.' He could use a manual typewriter.
      - iliis 14y ago
        Altough it's rather hard to find one that is writes in Times New.
        jlgreco 14y ago
        You can probably find times new roman typeballs out there for IBM selectrics.
    - christiangenco 14y ago
      Print post-it-sized virtual pages on a regular sheet, cut them up, apply glue.
briandear 14y ago
Bam! I was thinking the exact two same words. That would be awesome if the dude did that. He could pay-per-view when he hands in the paper -- I'd pay to see those sanctimonious assclowns get owned by this guy. These are the kinds of students you want in your school -- creative, a little rebellious and intelligent. Of course, the admins want good little worker bees that adhere to proper margins and typography. I would be tempted to even dust off the 'ol Comic Sans just for this. They definitely wouldn't deserve a real font. Yes, I realize he'd likely get kicked out of school, but when Wired does a story on the guy, he won't have any problems getting into a better school.
gcr 14y ago
I would print it with white text on a dark, thick background, using the Dean's office laser printer.
jarofgreen 14y ago
Once knew a bloke at Harvard who got in a bureaucratic situation where he had to hand in an essay for a class. Didn't have to be good or even pass, just had to be an essay. So in a fit of rage, he wrote the worst essay he could. Bad sources, bad style of writing, bad grammar, stupid logic, insane conclusion, everything. Other Harvard students who'd read it told me it was a comic masterpiece.

by miles 14y ago

CamperBob2 14y ago

Go with landscape mode, and you can bump the point size up to 200. That's about the only thing I'd do differently.

farmdawgnation 14y ago
Or, better yet, bump the point size for all the periods in the doc up to 200.

gergles 14y ago

In the spirit of assignment, since they don't specify the kerning, you could just s u b m i t y o u r .. you get the idea. (HTML is going to eat them, but pretend like there's a ton of space between each character.)

MaysonL 14y ago
Heck, they don't specify the page size, merely the margins.
- jlgreco 14y ago
  Feeding post-it notes through a printer might be difficult though.
  - john_flintstone 14y ago
    They said 'type' not 'print.' He could use a manual typewriter.
    - iliis 14y ago
      Altough it's rather hard to find one that is writes in Times New.
      - jlgreco 14y ago
        You can probably find times new roman typeballs out there for IBM selectrics.
  - christiangenco 14y ago
    Print post-it-sized virtual pages on a regular sheet, cut them up, apply glue.

briandear 14y ago

Bam! I was thinking the exact two same words. That would be awesome if the dude did that. He could pay-per-view when he hands in the paper -- I'd pay to see those sanctimonious assclowns get owned by this guy. These are the kinds of students you want in your school -- creative, a little rebellious and intelligent. Of course, the admins want good little worker bees that adhere to proper margins and typography. I would be tempted to even dust off the 'ol Comic Sans just for this. They definitely wouldn't deserve a real font. Yes, I realize he'd likely get kicked out of school, but when Wired does a story on the guy, he won't have any problems getting into a better school.

gcr 14y ago

I would print it with white text on a dark, thick background, using the Dean's office laser printer.

jarofgreen 14y ago

Once knew a bloke at Harvard who got in a bureaucratic situation where he had to hand in an essay for a class. Didn't have to be good or even pass, just had to be an essay. So in a fit of rage, he wrote the worst essay he could. Bad sources, bad style of writing, bad grammar, stupid logic, insane conclusion, everything. Other Harvard students who'd read it told me it was a comic masterpiece.