Hyperbole and condescension is the mainstay of corporate-speak. Everything is "incredibly <rosy_adjective_for_subject_of_condescension>", "nothing more importan

Hyperbole and condescension is the mainstay of corporate-speak. Everything is "incredibly <rosy_adjective_for_subject_of_condescension>", "nothing more important than <thing_they_are_guilty_of_not_doing>" and "hearts go out to <people_suffering_due_to_their_actions>". Makes me want to puke.