This is fairly close to reality, if you think about it Medicaid here in Arizona is called "AHCCCS" which is pronounced "access" so imagine the fun homophonic c

This is fairly close to reality, if you think about it Medicaid here in Arizona is called "AHCCCS" which is pronounced "access" so imagine the fun homophonic confusion in a conversation about "do you have access?" "well I got access but then I lost it..." Many conservative Christians have termed homosexuality as "Same-Sex Attraction" or SSA, so they often speak of "suffering from SSA" or being afflicted with it. When I applied to the Social Security Administration for disability, I couldn't help but notice, and their disability program is called "SSDI" which has nothing to do with Reagan's "Star Wars/Strategic Defense Initiative" Nor do my dealings with the F.A.A. in the past several years have anything to do with a pilot's license or flight clearances; the Family Assistance Administration here doles out funds for food stamps ("SNAP", another good homophone, lets you purchase plenty of alphabet soup for the fam) and other basic needs. https://xkcd.com/932/ https://xkcd.com/932/ Fact: The "Obamaphone" program didn't begin or end with President Obama. Discuss!