I’ve entered into no contract with the German government just because Hans decides to punch in his credit card number into my website. What I'm saying might be

I’ve entered into no contract with the German government just because Hans decides to punch in his credit card number into my website. What I'm saying might be a silly defense to you or an EU attorney, but again, I don’t need to care unless you have some way of enforcing your inane ideas that declaring jurisdiction over me makes it so.