Maybe that's the Trump plan? 1. Launch TRUMP and MELANIA cryptocurrencies to get a few hundred millions of dollars of cash. (and possibly also get some cash fr

Maybe that's the Trump plan? 1. Launch TRUMP and MELANIA cryptocurrencies to get a few hundred millions of dollars of cash. (and possibly also get some cash from the "First Buddy" Elon Musk) 2. Announce tariffs, and in general cause chaos, crashing the stock market. 3. Buy the dip. 4. Revoke all tariffs. 5. Profit.