This may be an unpopular take, and my 99.6% celtic DNA won't justify it, but perhaps St Patrick still hasn't stopped driving the snakes out of Ireland, and thes

This may be an unpopular take, and my 99.6% celtic DNA won't justify it, but perhaps St Patrick still hasn't stopped driving the snakes out of Ireland, and these days he's resorted to famine, insurgency and abortion to accomplish it?