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You know, right now, I sort of want to be an investor just so I could get on the investor/analyst call and have Elon Musk answer one question for investors: "Na

You know, right now, I sort of want to be an investor just so I could get on the investor/analyst call and have Elon Musk answer one question for investors: "Name 5 things you did in the past week for Tesla." Partially, just to throw his stupid stunts back at him, and partially out of the honest question of what exactly he is doing as CEO, given he's also CEO of like 5 other companies and shadow CEO of Twitter and DOGE and apparently spending all of his time on social media.

bamboozled 2y ago
“I’m helping a coup of the US government and slashing spending so so we can get access to all the money I’ve “saved” and then I plan to award Tesla a bunch of grants and contracts we don’t deserve all while making sure tariffs don’t apply to us”?
- sillyfluke 2y ago
  Yeah, the idea that Trump won't try to make him whole somehow if the trends continue their downward trajectory seems hard to believe. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump mandates Tesla purchase quotas for GSA gov, which seems to manage the portal for vehicle purchases for fed agencies and/or employees. And then as the cherry on top mandate that the USPS use Cybertrucks to deliver mail. Or make up the difference by giving Starlink and SpaceX additional contracts to make up the difference.
  - bamboozled 2y ago
    I think Musk is going to be thrown under the bus soon. Perfect scapegoat. Committed crimes Already has a reputation for being crazy. Isn't really well liked and is labeled a Nazi. Would be so easy for Trump to say he's done a bunch of evil, "corrupt" shit and "didn't tell me", maybe even take some of his money. He has put himself in a stupidly precarious situation.
    - bamboozled 2y ago
      ...oh an he's an immigrant, illegal.