No matter what paradigm will come out on top: Someone will notice there's something to be gained by building abstractions around caching/memoization and that r

No matter what paradigm will come out on top: Someone will notice there's something to be gained by building abstractions around caching/memoization and that running workflows in distributed environments might be augmented by some form of precompilation and/or hydration. Then others will boast that they can do everything with whatever flavour of vanilla they are familiar with. Then someone will bring up Greenspun's tenth rule. Anyways: We'll have pages and pages of HN threads to scroll through.