First, it wouldn't help you since you're the one with this one-sided comparison of bloat you can remove being preferable to bloat you can't. Second, Windows do

First, it wouldn't help you since you're the one with this one-sided comparison of bloat you can remove being preferable to bloat you can't. Second, Windows doesn't have it in the same crypto-protected-risk-breaking-boot way, there are well documented ways on debloating Windows both before and after an install.