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> there's always this one jerk at the front of the queue Here in the espresso world, that’s not so bad. But the ‘vanilla oat milk decaf, and also a hot muffin
by lostlogin 2y ago
> there's always this one jerk at the front of the queue
Here in the espresso world, that’s not so bad. But the ‘vanilla oat milk decaf, and also a hot muffin with butter’ is tedious.
There is a roaster in Auckland that’s been there since the ‘80s. On the counter it says ‘espresso, flat white or fuck off’. Clear and concise. I like it.
https://millerscoffee.co.nz/ https://millerscoffee.co.nz/
- gerdesj 2y ago"On the counter it says ‘espresso, flat white or fuck off’" Sounds a bit pretentious to me. I generally order a coffee, no milk ... ta.
- pimlottc 2y agoTry ordering a “just a cup of coffee” in AU/NZ and they will look at you with a blank expression. Espresso is the norm there.
- DiggyJohnson 2y agoPresumably whoever wrote that sign anticipates this criticism
- coffeenazi 2y ago[flagged]
- yxhuvud 2y agoI'd order a "fuck off espresso" in that situation just to see what happens.
- raddan 2y agoThat’ll teach them to use Oxford commas.