>The above is just locker room talk which probably 90% of American men have participated in. Nope. Do you know what we did in the locker room? Mostly dick heli

>The above is just locker room talk which probably 90% of American men have participated in. Nope. Do you know what we did in the locker room? Mostly dick helicopters. Locker rooms filled with men are hilariously homoerotic. The only people who brag about how much pussy they get are exclusively losers and sad people with no identity other than "I must seem cool to other men", which is hilarious again, because healthy, well adjusted men see right through that horse shit. Sometimes they have a gaggle of lonely losers who look up to them as if getting pussy would somehow fix their lives that are miserable for entirely different reasons. I once thought the same. When I was 14. And pathetically sad from all sorts of problems and maladjustments. I got better, though I had to learn some things the hard way and that brought me immense suffering and involved me hurting someone I insisted I cared deeply about. Dick helicopters are hilarious though and I would vote for a president who made dick helicopters in the locker room.