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IDK how comfortable people would be eating the national bird every thanksgiving
by beeflet 2y ago
IDK how comfortable people would be eating the national bird every thanksgiving
- mikestew 2y agoConsidering that the taste is much like bald eagle, I think folks might be comfortable reversing the two.
- zoky 2y agoReminds me of that joke about the guy who is on trial for killing a bald eagle, and he tells the judge that it was a life-or-death situation: He was lost in the woods, and after several weeks without food he luckily happened upon a bald eagle that he managed to trap and eat to avoid starvation. The judge says, “Well, in that case, we can let you go. But tell me, what does a bald eagle taste like?” “Oh, sort of a cross between a spotted owl and a California condor.”
- kulahan 2y agoSurely the primarily meat-eating eagle would taste different from the primarily bug/seed eating turkey, no?
- mikestew 2y agoNot in the universe in which this joke takes place, no.
- shermantanktop 2y agoWhen given a choice between universes, choose the funnier one. Unless the joke is on you…
- kulahan 2y agoIf only there was a universe where I got it lol…
- yen223 2y agoAsk the French, who has the rooster as the national bird
- lupusreal 2y agoWhat better bird to memorialize than one that people love to eat? It could be the national bird and national meal at the same time.