I’m the opposite, I’ll talk to a machine, but I want to talk as if they are a machine, not a person. And I want them to be as quick as possible, not rambling on

I’m the opposite, I’ll talk to a machine, but I want to talk as if they are a machine, not a person. And I want them to be as quick as possible, not rambling on about bullshit. I don’t want to talk to some Indian.