Where are these mythical armchair critics living normally, what do they do, how much of their time is put into plotting of how to bring a misery for Closure cod

Where are these mythical armchair critics living normally, what do they do, how much of their time is put into plotting of how to bring a misery for Closure coders? Point of my sarcasm here is: you guys invoke them by yourself by writing overly defensive or overly religious posts. Then there will be ofc some critics, as with everything: they do not necessarily express a deliberate scheme against Clojure world. They are just some folks with different opinions, and also: very often wrong ones. But, as an advocate, please don't go into an offended teenager mode, when all the world plots against you; because a lot of rhetoric around defending Clojure sounds like that.