Hmm not yet in one of the departments but if I write a list like - made coffe - drank coffee - fart contest on reddit - ... , will I get some months of income

Hmm not yet in one of the departments but if I write a list like - made coffe - drank coffee - fart contest on reddit - ... , will I get some months of income from the agency and a layoff? I guess that would be some good income. Maybe do this for some departments and invest + party.