My PCP once apologized for a system upgrade (he had joined a larger medical practice) which "forces me to look at this laptop screen instead of you, My Friend"

My PCP once apologized for a system upgrade (he had joined a larger medical practice) which "forces me to look at this laptop screen instead of you, My Friend" And he was well aware that I'm a guy whose mental illness can mostly be traced to escaping into screens since the first Family Cathode Ray of 1974 and Clarke Monolith of 1968