The only reason you have to do the IRS' job is because the "free market" you love so much spends obscene amounts of money buying out your government and making

The only reason you have to do the IRS' job is because the "free market" you love so much spends obscene amounts of money buying out your government and making sure people have to use their products in order to not go insane filing their taxes. In most countries filing taxes is a painless process that takes 5 minutes and is more or less completely automated for you.