And yet, people voted in the Orange Cheeto knowing full well this was the game plan. For anyone in the Oregon backwoods (or any other typically-flammable Ameri

And yet, people voted in the Orange Cheeto knowing full well this was the game plan. For anyone in the Oregon backwoods (or any other typically-flammable American backwoods) and who is dependent on timely wildfire identification and suppression, if you’ve voted for the leopards-eating-faces-party, don’t be shocked when a leopard eats _your_ face.