"Investors, it is with I sad heart that I inform you our product may simply be too goddamn amazing, and the insanely unprecedented gains you will make from inve

"Investors, it is with I sad heart that I inform you our product may simply be too goddamn amazing, and the insanely unprecedented gains you will make from investing with us may come at the cost of negatively affecting other people you will never meet. However, if we don't do it, someone else will, therefore we will reduce the risk by creating new barriers to unsafe potential competition, for the sake of your investment and/or the children."