A dead man's (or well in this case, a dead woman's) trigger, a cronjob that detects a lack of activity and pushes a "$(date of the beginning of this week): I di

A dead man's (or well in this case, a dead woman's) trigger, a cronjob that detects a lack of activity and pushes a "$(date of the beginning of this week): I died."? Hah, death announcement by bash script...