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I'd like my KPI metrics etched on my gravestone

• kingo55 2y ago
  It's me, your manager, quit slacking on Hacker News and get back to work. /s
  • ge96 2y ago
    It's Saturday
    • cbsks 2y ago
      Not a team player, I see. This will be reflected in your next performance review.
• shepherdjerred 2y ago
  I have delivered value, but at what cost? https://youtu.be/DYvhC_RdIwQ https://youtu.be/DYvhC_RdIwQ
  • ge96 2y ago
    DevOps is a meaningful term. You understand DevOps because you use it everyday.
• beau_g 2y ago
  If you distill every metric in your life and put it in a Tableau dashboard, the load time would be so long that you could achieve immortality
  • graypegg 2y ago
    That’s a very meaningful and comforting thought about one’s own impact on the world… except for tableau’s web performance team.
  • cyberpunk 2y ago
    Only if you have to restart Prometheus…
• chairmansteve 2y ago
  Or your net wealth?