Pike laments the lack of sleekness, complaining about bloat and scolds us for not having terminal NIH syndrome, and in general recommends thoughts and prayers.

Pike laments the lack of sleekness, complaining about bloat and scolds us for not having terminal NIH syndrome, and in general recommends thoughts and prayers. Which is a bit tone deaf coming from somebody who unleashed yet another bloat generator (optimized for delivering - uh, excuse my french - "shareholder value") on the world, and fails completely to reflect on his own contribution to the problem.