No, the Queen parachuting was definitely real. Its because she eats McDonalds and drinks Coca-cola that she has the physical prowess to pull off such a stunt.

No, the Queen parachuting was definitely real. Its because she eats McDonalds and drinks Coca-cola that she has the physical prowess to pull off such a stunt. I know, I'm British and have been paying attention to the carefully crafted messages from our Olympic Overseers for the past year. Open your eyes and you too can learn the truth...