There are so many variants to this quote I think it's impossible to tell where it originated. "Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." - Unk

There are so many variants to this quote I think it's impossible to tell where it originated. "Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." - Unkown (at least to me) "Everybody wants to be Seinfeld, but nobody wants to be Jerry Seinfeld" - Chris Rock