> the "professional" versions are about as rude as "unprofessional" ones, but the wording in those makes it more annoying That's exactly what I thought. These

> the "professional" versions are about as rude as "unprofessional" ones, but the wording in those makes it more annoying That's exactly what I thought. These "professional" responses are hilariously passive-aggressive. Hats off to the author! I just have the fear that some people will use these unironically...